The Birds Meet the Bees (Summa Cum Laude)
“The worst thing that you can ever do is tell a man that you “usually” don’t do this and then give him the best head ever” – Da Truth
There is something about the word “usually” that always makes me suspicious. In my experience, usually implies something that is always done, but they don’t want you know that. Elaborating on the above quote, why lie about it? Why even make that statement at all? My theory is that it all comes down to #thesetup and it really doesn’t even have to.
The thing is, I understand the dilemma. When I was younger, I would downplay how smart I was in order to fit in with the cool crowd. I was reading at a college level in the sixth grade, but back then that wasn’t cool. The same thing is going on now with some of you women. A lot of you have the knowledge of doctors, lawyers and even physicists, but you want to your man/date beforehand that you just have a G.E.D. You have graduated Summa Cum Laude, but you are trying to portray yourself as an undergrad Freshman that barely got accepted into Jr. College. The thing is, no one knows what year you are in when you walk around that campus until you open your mouth…literally.
When you say “usually I don’t do this”, there is an air of expectation that you may need a good tutor. There is an assumption that you may need to stay after class for extra credit. When you say “usually I don’t do this”, we do NOT expect you to teach the entire damn class, teach things that won’t be on the lesson plan for a few months AND have class end early. #Thesetup is only #thesetup when there is a lie involved. What man doesn’t want a well-educated woman by his side? We may not want to know what it took for you to graduate Summa Cum Laude, but we do appreciate reaping the fruits of your studies. Now, the only thing that will concern us is if we are the professor in charge of your Doctorate, but find out that you are still receiving out of home tutoring; that is a no-no. Other than that, ladies post your degrees on the bedroom wall and make sure to moan out “He is Da Truth” while giving your next lecture. Just try not to be rude to your man and speak with your mouth full…lol. Take Heed. Take your time. Take it slow.
